I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm always down for nudity.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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