..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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