This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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