Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
