My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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