i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
not ubering you a puppy
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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