The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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