Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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