Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
bring money and cleavage
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
