Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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