Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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