Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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