i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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