Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this