Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.