You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.