Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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