Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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