Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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