That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
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How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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