All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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