Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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