haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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