Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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