I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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