Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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