i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Someone came in the potted fern
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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