Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
