i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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