I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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