Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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