lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize