I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
