Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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