I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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