sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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