you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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