so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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