Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Drunk is not a location!
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