i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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