: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize
