dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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be right there i have to get my cape
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize