No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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