Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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