Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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