Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
not ubering you a puppy
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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