Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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