UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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