So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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