everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
where are you?
Hypothermia
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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