just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We're too hungover to prance.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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