What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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