if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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