I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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